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If you’ve every approved to get annual on your computer, you will acknowledge this website. It’s abounding with tech abutment abhorrence belief that would accomplish the a lot of athletic customer cringe.

This website is committed to accouterment some banana abatement to those alive in the tech abutment field, as able-bodied as accouterment a appointment for the weary tech guy to aperture frustrations from possibly one of the a lot of aggravating jobs in the industy. It is not geared against the consumer, although annual it will accord you a absolute attending into what the tech guys are traveling through on the added end of the telephone.

It appearance stories, jokes and discharge about what’s accident on the added end of the abutment band like the examples provided below:

Dumpster Diving

SF calls adage that her printer has a “No Book Arch Installed” admonishing on her LCD screen. Did a little investigating (okay, I’m lying) and *surprise*, the book arch wasn’t installed. I asked SF if there were any added locations in the box her printer came in (I accepted her to say yes, because this is a appealing accepted call, apparently, the atramentous box that comes with the printer is automatically affected to be “extra ink”). She said she didn’t know.

Well, breadth is the box, I asked. I threw it abroad already. Well, you’re screwed, I anticipation to myself (the book arch section costs added than the printer). I explained this to her, she looks out her window at the dumpster she threw the box in. I anticipate I can still see the box, she tells me. She then, takes the cordless phone, goes down the stairs, up the artery and brings me with her as she dumpster dives for TWENTY minutes.

I put my buzz on aphasiac and switched it to speaker, my accomplished row about died of amusement and although it’s cliche (this absolutely happened) we even heard a cat bark in the accomplishments afterwards she (I’m guessing) threw debris on it. SF locates the book arch and we get her printer alive . This is the best alarm I’ve anytime had.

Reboot Madness

“It’s not friggin’ rocket science” said by me (muted) to the endure idiot who bare to accept me go over the reboot action (power aeon modem and router, restart computer) 5 (that’s FIVE) times afterwards she alleged in to accept a new router mac added to her internet modem account. Sorry, I’ve had a cord of brainless calls today.

They accept a amount of accurate articles if you plan in the abstruse abutment arena. It’s advertised like this: The Tech Abutment Comedy Store “contains articles that are of accurate absorption to humans that wok in the breadth of abstruse support.” What does this mean?

More aberancy than I’d like to accede including things like a hotlink to the Red Swingline Stapler site. They aswell accept some absolutely abundant T-shirts with amusing phrases like, “I formed in tech abutment and all I got was this brainless t-shirt,” on the front, and “…and your acclaim agenda number” on the back. In these times, that is funny and vaguely disturbing. Who knew that tech abutment folk’s amusement business is betray theiving scumbags — able-bodied the acronym is the same.

Another bodice that’s affirmed to leave you balmy and down-covered reads “I get paid for tech support…” on the front, “…I don’t get paid to care” on the back.

Tech-Support-Comedy is just apparent funny, and whether you’re an IT person, a accumulated controlling with a balked tech guy on agents acclimation your computer and blurred beneath his/her animation about how brainless you are, or just a attendant who bought a $299 afterwards mail-in abatement Dell boilerplate computer, you’ll acquisition abounding amusement and chuckles.